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£8.99
Published
2 November 2021
BFPB
9781913083038
Ebook
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By Karl Shaw:

 

No fun, for all the family.

Here is the ultimate quiz compendium for these deplorable times. It features 834 questions with dispiriting answers. Such as:

How many press-ups would you need to do to burn off one Creme Egg?

At what age does the human body begin to deteriorate?

When will the sun finally go out?

This all-new paperback (featuring wipe-down covers for speedy removal of tears, blood, virus-laden particles and the general grime of existence) has been painstakingly updated to take account of the latest megaton of manure that’s been dumped on humanity by the Great Cosmic Poo-Bucket in the sky.

Ideal for the Christmas stocking. In fact, if you put it back in the Christmas stocking, it makes a handy bludgeon. Useful when law and order finally break down, no?

Old Street Publishing Abject Quizzery

No fun, for all the family.

Here is the ultimate quiz compendium for these deplorable times. It features 834 questions with dispiriting answers. Such as:

How many press-ups would you need to do to burn off one Creme Egg?

At what age does the human body begin to deteriorate?

When will the sun finally go out?

This all-new paperback (featuring wipe-down covers for speedy removal of tears, blood, virus-laden particles and the general grime of existence) has been painstakingly updated to take account of the latest megaton of manure that’s been dumped on humanity by the Great Cosmic Poo-Bucket in the sky.

Ideal for the Christmas stocking. In fact, if you put it back in the Christmas stocking, it makes a handy bludgeon. Useful when law and order finally break down, no?

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A fascinating trawl through the dustbins of history
Daily Mail on Royal Babylon

 
 
  • Magnetic. It pulls you in, the way a magnet pulls a paper clip, and it doesn’t want to let you go
    Wall Street Journal on 10 Ways To Recycle A Corpse
 
 
Karl Shaw

KARL SHAW was a journalist for several years before working in the advertising industry and in marketing (at one time for the country’s largest manufacturer of stool sample jars). He currently lives in North Staffordshire, England, where he has channelled a misdirected education into several books including Royal Babylon: The Alarming History Of European Royalty and 10 Ways To Recycle A Corpse. His book Deadly Dangerous: Kings And Queens, a history of British Royalty through the ages to rival Horrible Histories, was illustrated by Chris Altham and published by Bloomsbury World English