No fun, for all the family.
Here is the ultimate quiz compendium for these deplorable times. It features 834 questions with dispiriting answers. Such as:
How many press-ups would you need to do to burn off one Creme Egg?
At what age does the human body begin to deteriorate?
When will the sun finally go out?
This all-new paperback (featuring wipe-down covers for speedy removal of tears, blood, virus-laden particles and the general grime of existence) has been painstakingly updated to take account of the latest megaton of manure that’s been dumped on humanity by the Great Cosmic Poo-Bucket in the sky.
Ideal for the Christmas stocking. In fact, if you put it back in the Christmas stocking, it makes a handy bludgeon. Useful when law and order finally break down, no?
KARL SHAW was a journalist for several years before working in the advertising industry and in marketing (at one time for the country’s largest manufacturer of stool sample jars). He currently lives in North Staffordshire, England, where he has channelled a misdirected education into several books including Royal Babylon: The Alarming History Of European Royalty and 10 Ways To Recycle A Corpse. His book Deadly Dangerous: Kings And Queens, a history of British Royalty through the ages to rival Horrible Histories, was illustrated by Chris Altham and published by Bloomsbury World English